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Hey ya’ll February 20, 2007

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I’ve been working my fingers to the bone lately. I’m sewing costumes for this great dance troupe I’m in and it’s a lot of hand stitching with very little machine work. My right fingers are so sore and I’ve still got about 5 tops to make.

We’ve got a lot of shows going on this spring. A couple in Middle Georgia, one in Middle Florida and one in Miami. Woot. I’m going to Miami.   I really wish that wonderful friend of mine from Bama would go with me. We could totally spend Saturday at the beach or hanging out or whatever.   He won’t do it though. There’s some old conflicting feeling going on and I’ve got the king and he’s got a queen (such as she is) but honestly, I just want someone without an agenda to hang out with and have a good time with.  And you know, if we ended up fucking each other blind, then so be it.  I imagine everyone else is going to the dance workshop and if I go to Miami and don’t get to go to the beach I am going to fucking scream.  The king won’t go with me. It’s during the school year, so he’ll stay here and he HATES the beach and sand and surf.

I had the strangest dream last night. I was with my dance buds and we were going out but I got a thread caught in my throat and when I tried to pull it out it wrapped around my uvula. No one would help me get it out and no one would take me to the ER.  I’m panicked because if it cuts off the blood flow the thing will die and then I’ll have nothing to protect me from choking to death.  When I woke up this morning my thoat hurt so bad and I’ve got that horrid barking, pertussis sounding cough.

Got to go get ready for work. Damn, why couldn’t I be independently wealthy?

Yo February 7, 2007

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What’s up people?  I’ve finally got my floor done again. The toilet is supposedly fixed and the septic tanks sucked out.  Yes, you read that right. Septic tanks. Plural.  The king is so full of shit he has to have two!

I’ve been sewing some dance costumes and that is taking up all my time.  I love it.  This one is coming out fabulous! Maybe one day you’ll meet me and I can throw it on and shake my ass for you.

We’ve got 4 gigs in the next few months. Hotlanta, some po-dunk town in  Central GA, Tampa, and Miami. Woohoo. I’m going to Miami.  I can’t wait. I’m so fucking excited.

In the meantime, I’ll be practicing my ass off and sewing my fingers to the bone.

Nothing else new. Later folks.

No thanks to you January 20, 2007

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Due to the procrastination of the king I once again get to replace the carpet, padding, and vinyl in the downstairs rooms.  Nice toilet overthere for about 3 hours.  Ruined it all………AGAIN.

1-8-07 Bitching and ranting January 8, 2007

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I got nothing really important to say. Mostly I’m pissed at the king. See that? He doesn’t even get a capital k.

1. I do the research on the broken ass clogged-up vent pipes but does he believe a word I fucking say? NO! Does he do his own research? Hell NO. He’s just convinced the problem is something that it can’t even possible be.

2. I have come to the conclusion that he is more self-centered than I am. This is an argument from way back so I won’t go into a lot of detail. Mostly cause I’d be late for work if I did but if I have to get up 4 am, then I have to fucking be asleep by 10. I’d prefer 9:30. This DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN WAKE ME THE FUCK UP AT 11:30 WHEN YOU FINALLY DROP YOUR ASS IN THE BED!!

3. When I have to pull out the vibrator to get decent clit stimulation during sex, you can grin like an idiot all you want after I orgasm, it wasn’t you. It was the BOB. Hel-loooo!

4. Dammit, it’s time to go to work.

Yo December 21, 2006

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I’ve not completely fallen off the face of the earth. Just wishing I had.

Keeping Score November 26, 2006

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Toilet overflowed ruining carpet and vinyl resulting in all my weekend shit being packed in boxes and put in the garage

Garbage disposal quit after we loaded it with the Thanksgiving leftovers

Dishwasher drain not working. The dishwasher is now sitting full of clean(?) dishes and nasty water.

The ice dispenser on the fridge isn’t working.

I’ve gained some weight and my jeans don’t fit.

The freaking house is killing us!

This Day Sucks November 14, 2006

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I woke My surfing was interrupted to the sounds of the king bitching, yelling, cussing, and just making a bunch of noise. So being the “good wife” that I am, I hopped out of bed off the computer chair to see what the hell was going on only to find our entire downstairs area covered with water. Apparently one of the children used the toilet and didn’t make sure it had stopped running. It tends to stick.

Now our downstairs area is more like a daylight basement. Gym/tv room, half-bath, laundry room, short entryway leading to the garage, and a shop attached to the garage. Oh and some storage built under the stairs leading up to the main floor. It’s about a 25×35 space. The main room runs the width of the house and is 17 feet wide. COVERED. IN. WATER.

So I get to take the kids to school, run pay the water bill that’s late, rent a big ass carpet vac, buy breakfast for the king and come back and suck carpet all day. The king wanted me to suck him this morning. At least I’ll be sucking something :sigh:

Bah Humbug November 9, 2006

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I’m am already sick and tired of Christmas. Remember when we were kids and there were 3 distinct holidays? Halloween, Thanksgiving, then Christmas.  I hate this crap where the Christmas decorations get put out on the shelves even before Halloween. Our city had the big Happy Holidays sign out before Halloween this year. WTF.  This is ruining Christmas for me folks and I don’t know how to make it stop. By the time Christmas get here and it’s time to put  up the tree (December) I’m sick of looking at all the glitz and glitter and lights and trees and insipid little dust collectors and gift packs and “must haves.”  I know they do it to increase sales. But really they do not get more money from ME because they put shit out early. I won’t touch the crap until December 1 or at the earliest, the day after Thanksgiving.  I refuse to even look at it.  Part of the holiday “fun” is the running around buying, wrapping, attending parties, and trying to see just how much you can fit into the days between Thanksgiving and New Years Day.  Now it’s been dragged from Halloween to Christmas Day. New Years Day has almost become a non-event.  I hate this change. I don’t want this change. Where can I go hide from it?  I don’t think it’s better. I think it’s worse.

Screw you retailers. I refuse to buy anything with so much as a picture of a Christmas ribbon until the Friday after Thanksgiving. You can bite me and I’ll just keep my dollar.

Happy Anniversary Baby November 8, 2006

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I should be in bed right now. Today is the 21st wedding anniversary for the King and I. 21 years. Holy shit.  It’s been mostly good. I can’t complain. We’re very good at forgiving and compromising and that is so very important in a relationship.  The sex is toe-curling good, too.

Still, there are times I have my doubts that I married the right guy though. I don’t know where those come from.

You hear folks say, “I can’t imagine living without him/her.”  I can. Maybe that’s what scares me. I have no problem with having thoughts of what my life would be like without the King here.  Maybe that’s the practical side of me? I do love him, really I do.  I tell myself it’s because I want him, not need him.   Sometimes I think I chose too early, jumped the gun, should have “shopped around” a bit more, and I definitely let my self be pushed into walking down the aisle sooner than I wanted.  And I know I missed out on loving at least one guy that I so regret missing out on. (We’re still friends, btw, but I think it could have been sooooooo much more.)

Time to go wake the churrens and get them to school. Then it’s back home for nekkid day 😉  Oh yeah, toe-curling sex all day long.

I know your jealous 🙂

Flash back October 31, 2006

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I forgot to send in my Do Not Send card to my music club last month and am now the proud owner of… The Best of (wait for it)

The J. Geils Band! Holy Shit Batman!

Anyone else remember know the lyrics to Flamethrower and Piss on the Wall?