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Marriaged folks stick together December 23, 2006

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Okay, so the princess wanted to start this family game night thing. She says we don’t spend enough time together as a family doing family things. Whatever. My family never did anything together when I was kid. I liked it that way personally.

So we’re all in the floor playing Life. The prince, 17, the princess, 14, the King and me. The prince is driving his little car along the board with his wife and 3 kids in the car and he just stops. We’re all “dude, what’s wrong?” He says: “My wife is stuck to my fingers” The King snorted his soda through his nose and the rest of us just burst out laughing.

OMG. How fabulous would it be to be stuck to the king’s finger. We had to hold the game for a good 10 minutes while we all just died laughing. I wuv my kids. They are fantabulous.

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Hump day happenings November 29, 2006

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I really should be down in the den practicing my solo for tomorrow. I’ve got some awesome music and a kick ass costume with a crimson veil and a smoking bowl to balance on my head.  I just need to practice.  Really. But I’m here with you.

The insurance came through (mostly) on the wet flooring and water clean-up.  New carpet will be ordered tomorrow. Yayyyyyy.

Hot date with hubs tonight at 10. I plan on sleeping very soundly tonight 🙂

TMI October 12, 2006

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1. Have you used put anything edible on your partner’s body, and then eaten it? Oh yeah, cool whip, chocolate, champagne, caramel

2. Have you ever had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?  Yes but it was work related not sex related. And it was negative.

3. Have you ever fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? Yes. I never think about the king when I masturbate.  I have a certain someone else that I think about when I’m on my own. 

4. Have you ever engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while in a moving car? Yes 

A car being driven by someone not engaged in the sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? Nope.

5. Have you ever had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry? Yeah, but thank goodness for slippery stuff.

I Like’em Hot July 21, 2006

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OMG! I want these!!!!! 

Today was soooooooooooooo boring. I just wanted to pluck my damn eyeballs out. At least then there would have been some excitement. I swear if the work don’t pick up someone is gonna get laid off.  I’m suprised it hasn’t already happened.

The King is out mowing the yard and I’m here in front of my secret blog eating the best sandwich in world. A muffaletta. I love them! I don’t know what’s on them but they are just fabulous. I’ll probably be sick by the time it’s all eaten but I don’t fucking care. My tastebuds are thrilled.

I’m still having Firefox issues and having to work … well, surf… from IE.  Can’t someone help a girl out? What does it take? A picture of tits?

Sunday July 2, 2006

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Hey ya’ll,

I’m sitting here in front of the ‘puter listening to Program 71 of RadioBastet. All vintage bellydance music, all the time. Marissa does a fabulous job. Go visit at www.radiobastet.com if you’re interested.

DH and the son are outside in the heat building a fence. We’re putting a shadow box style fence across the front of the yard and then the sides will be garden wire. It’s cheap and will still keep the dog in the yard and look good from the road. The west side of our lot is against an overgrown empty lot so once the fence is finished I’ll be able to lay out in the buff! Yah!

Not a whole lot going on. I’ve got to do some laundry. I have to work tomorrow 😦 So that means laundry today. God I hate f’king housework.

For some wierd reason my navel piercing is infected. I’ve had the thing for 6 months now. How the hell did this happen? It’s oozing and bleeding and hurts! Damn. That’s gonna put a crimp in the sexing.

Not that I’ve been in the mood lately anyway. Since Wednesday’s two-fer I just haven’t been all that horny. I think it’s PMS. It always screws up my libido. The anti-depressants don’t help any either.

I’m off… to go put clothes in the dryer. I’ll let you know if I get lucky. I know you’re just dying to find out.

25 Sexual Things About The Queen June 25, 2006

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1. I love hard, fast sex. I also love soft, easy sex.
2. I love to give oral sex but only if I'm on my knees. Sucking cock makes me so incredibly wet. I'm told by the King that I am a very talented cocksucker. (I would like to know who he's comparing me to though.)

3. I love to receive oral sex.

4. Kissing is one of my favorite pasttimes.

5. My breasts and mouth are the hot-line to my pussy.

6. I have mini-orgasms just from having my nipples sucked.

7. I don't fantasize about men (or women) when I masturbate.

8. I like to be totally naked.

9. I'm more sexual now that I'm in my 40s than I was in my 20s.

10. That spot behind my ear, give it lots and lots of attention.

11. I love to be on top so my nipples can be sucked while I ride.

12. I like it doggy style, hard and deep.

13. I like anal.

14. Making this list makes me very horny.

15. I have had sex: under the stars, in a pool, in a tub, in a shower, in a car, in a truck, in a van, at work, on a ship, on a table, couch, chair, rocker, recliner, washing machine, counter top.

16. I love a quickie.

17. I sleep better after sex.

18. Waking up with sore lips and a couple of bruises is the best way to wake up.

19. I love to scream during orgasms.

20. I can turn any conversation sexual.

21. I read both Playgirl and Playboy.

22. I was date raped when I was 16, back in the day before date rape was considered a real crime. I thought I loved the asshole.

23. I love to flirt. I love to see that look in a man's eye when he realizes that someone finds him attractive and is "OMG flirting with me." It's much more fun if the man is an "average Joe" rather than some dude who thinks he's god gift to women.

24. I thing cocks and balls are beautiful. True works of art.

25. I don't think length matters. 

Lost and Found June 24, 2006

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On Thursday I dropped an earring down the sink. I told the King if he got out of the trap for me I'd give him a blow job.  He did. So I'm off… to get him off.  Woohoo!

I love you but…. June 24, 2006

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sometimes I just wish you would go the fuck away. Find someone else, get tired of me, just go the fuck away. Why? Cause there are thing and people that I want to do that I can't do with you in my life.

I know it seems harsh, but I've already gone over all the possibilities in my head. Divorce. Death. Trauma. Pain. Rebuilding. If anything ever did happen I would feel like total shit because of these thoughts.

Why can't we, as humans, seperate the sex from the emotion? I suppose that's part of what makes us human and not just another mindless animal.  

And really, this is all about sex. I could give you the names of at least 5 men and 3 women that I would love to get naked and sweaty with. Would it suprise you to know that one is your best friend? Probably not. Don't the wives always go for the best friend? It would suprise you to know that he made the first move though.  You would name the first one right off the bat but he's one I'm emotionally attached to so I have to save that one. But I just know, know deep down in my heart, that sex with him would be fabulous.  Some of the others you don't even know. Some are married, some are single. Most are big guys. Guys you wouldn't think I would look twice at but I do. I look and I imagine and I dream. Good lord, the dreams.

Just know that I love you and I really don't want you to be hurt or in pain, or dead but sometimes, I do wish you weren't here.