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Ink Art June 28, 2006

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fireflytat.JPGHere it is. My daughter (14) designed it. She’s a fabulous artist and I will pass on any commissions to her. She’s trying to fund a trip to Japan as an exchange student. So, what do ya think? Can you find out initials in there?


Ink me, baby June 28, 2006

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I’m thinking about getting a tat. I’ve got a design. It’s a tribal style heart with our initials in it. If you don’t know they are there it just looks like a bunch of squiggles.  It’s the love of my life and my kids, so if I’m ever going to get a tat it’s going to be one that means something.

But here’s the kicker. I’m a coward. Real chickenshit. I don’t like pain.  And I’m told this shit hurts.

The hubs doesn’t seem to care one way or another. Which can be good and bad but when I’m on the fence I need someone to help sway me one way or the other.

I have a friend, a very good friend that hates tats. So I’ve emailed him to see what he will say. Yeah, I think I’m looking for someone to talk me out of it.

I wish I could just make temporary tats so then I could wear it only when I dance. It really is very cool.

So what do ya’ll think?

25 Sexual Things About The Queen June 25, 2006

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1. I love hard, fast sex. I also love soft, easy sex.
2. I love to give oral sex but only if I'm on my knees. Sucking cock makes me so incredibly wet. I'm told by the King that I am a very talented cocksucker. (I would like to know who he's comparing me to though.)

3. I love to receive oral sex.

4. Kissing is one of my favorite pasttimes.

5. My breasts and mouth are the hot-line to my pussy.

6. I have mini-orgasms just from having my nipples sucked.

7. I don't fantasize about men (or women) when I masturbate.

8. I like to be totally naked.

9. I'm more sexual now that I'm in my 40s than I was in my 20s.

10. That spot behind my ear, give it lots and lots of attention.

11. I love to be on top so my nipples can be sucked while I ride.

12. I like it doggy style, hard and deep.

13. I like anal.

14. Making this list makes me very horny.

15. I have had sex: under the stars, in a pool, in a tub, in a shower, in a car, in a truck, in a van, at work, on a ship, on a table, couch, chair, rocker, recliner, washing machine, counter top.

16. I love a quickie.

17. I sleep better after sex.

18. Waking up with sore lips and a couple of bruises is the best way to wake up.

19. I love to scream during orgasms.

20. I can turn any conversation sexual.

21. I read both Playgirl and Playboy.

22. I was date raped when I was 16, back in the day before date rape was considered a real crime. I thought I loved the asshole.

23. I love to flirt. I love to see that look in a man's eye when he realizes that someone finds him attractive and is "OMG flirting with me." It's much more fun if the man is an "average Joe" rather than some dude who thinks he's god gift to women.

24. I thing cocks and balls are beautiful. True works of art.

25. I don't think length matters. 

Lost and Found June 24, 2006

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On Thursday I dropped an earring down the sink. I told the King if he got out of the trap for me I'd give him a blow job.  He did. So I'm off… to get him off.  Woohoo!

I love you but…. June 24, 2006

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sometimes I just wish you would go the fuck away. Find someone else, get tired of me, just go the fuck away. Why? Cause there are thing and people that I want to do that I can't do with you in my life.

I know it seems harsh, but I've already gone over all the possibilities in my head. Divorce. Death. Trauma. Pain. Rebuilding. If anything ever did happen I would feel like total shit because of these thoughts.

Why can't we, as humans, seperate the sex from the emotion? I suppose that's part of what makes us human and not just another mindless animal.  

And really, this is all about sex. I could give you the names of at least 5 men and 3 women that I would love to get naked and sweaty with. Would it suprise you to know that one is your best friend? Probably not. Don't the wives always go for the best friend? It would suprise you to know that he made the first move though.  You would name the first one right off the bat but he's one I'm emotionally attached to so I have to save that one. But I just know, know deep down in my heart, that sex with him would be fabulous.  Some of the others you don't even know. Some are married, some are single. Most are big guys. Guys you wouldn't think I would look twice at but I do. I look and I imagine and I dream. Good lord, the dreams.

Just know that I love you and I really don't want you to be hurt or in pain, or dead but sometimes, I do wish you weren't here. 

Paging Dr. Feelgood June 23, 2006

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We have a nurse at work that is constantly making this overhead page "Dr. Jones, if you are in the building, :pause: would you please call extension 0001. :repeat:"

Is it terribly wrong that I just want to go up to her and bitchslap some sense into her and say "You know, if he's NOT in the damn building, he's not going to hear your page and will not call you back. Just quite saying that you stupid old gray-haired brown-nosing twat!"

What do you hear at work everyday that drives you batshit crazy?

6/20/06 June 20, 2006

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Okay, am I the only one that hates, with a passion, having to come up with a damn title for a post?

So it's 6AM and I'm SUPPOSED to be at the gym, getting off the treadmill, heading for the showers. Instead…dum da da duh dummmmmmmmm. I'm here. I had my clock set for 4:30. I had good intentions really. But the clock went off and I reset it for 5. Then 5:30. Oh fuck, who am I kidding. If I could have gotten by with not getting up at all I would still be in the damn bed.

So I went back to work yesterday after a wonderful vacation. Let me tell ya, going back is usually the shittiest thing I do. I'm the only one in my "shop" that does what I do and usually getting someone to train enough to cover for me is like squeezing blood from a turnip and pulling teeth with tweezers. But meet my girl T. T is the damn bomb. She wants to learn what I do. Get that? WANTS TO!  She did great. I had no major disasters to clean up, not a whole bunch of stuff to do to "catch up" and only 2 things to go back and correct. And those were things we had not covered in training. Everything was right on. I love my girl T. I'm gonna have to do something special for her.     

The Party’s Over June 19, 2006

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It's back to work today after a marvelous 9 days (weekends included) of profound laziness.  It was fabulous. I did a whole lot of freaking nothing and I loved it.

 It all started Friday at 5. I left work and went and got my nose pierced. I have the cutest little silver stud. Hubs 'bout had a cow. Even though it's my nose AND I asked him about it before hand. He was very ambivilent so I thought "well, he doesn't hate it so I'm doing it." 

So Saturday was a little preparation for a short trip to Florida. We had a blast. Left on Sunday, got in Orlando just before noon.  Checked out our little rental, went and bought some groceries, had lunch.  Sunday night we went to Medieval Times. That was so much fun. The girl got in free! Anyone with a birthday or anniversary during the MONTH gets free admission.  Then the town crier announced her name along with about a hundred other folks.  The dinner was delicious. (The little prude sitting next to me at the banquet had no idea how to eat with her fingers and never once cheered for her knight.) The horses were gorgeous and the knights were hot!  If you ever get the chance to go, GO!  Let your hair down and become a peasant for one night. It's great.

Monday we went to Sea World. It rained and rained and rained.  We didn't have to wait in line for anything. The dolphins love it when it's raining. They jump and dive and surface and play like crazy.  I could have spent all day at Dolphin Cove. We sat in the splash zone at Shamu's show and ate over priced pizza. Not at the same time. It just don't get any better than that.

Tuesday it rained some more so we hunted down a local theater and went to a movie. Over the Hedge. Very funny. Go see it when you're feeling bad. You're sure to laugh.

Wednesday the sun came out. We packed our bags and headed to Tampa for some sun and fun at Adventure Island. Another day I'd like to repeat. I love the sun, the sand, the chlorinated water… okay, the sun and sand and if I can't have the ocean, I'll settle for a pool.  We had to leave at 4 but i could have stayed for days and days.  I totally chickened out at the top of the Everglides ride.  I don't like heights and they gave me too much time to think about the fact that I couldn't actually see the slide which meant that SOB was headed straight down and I could just see myself fallingandtumblingdownthatthinglikeabigfatwhaleandohmygodIstartedhyperventilating and had to get off before I puked. Still, it was a good time.

Oops, I've got to go hit the shower and get ready for work. Bleh. I don' wanna. 

June 18, 2006

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Go check out this funny about blowjobs.  Oh and don't get me wrong folks. I love to give a good blowjob as much as he likes to receive. I just don't get the whole idea as the most perfect gift. Are they really such a scarce commodity?

Happy Father’s Day June 18, 2006

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Okay all you baby’s daddies out there, answer me this… What’s “all that” about a blow job to completion. I hear it the bomb as far as gifts go.